Toast Defibrillator saves you in the event of a toast emergency

Nobody likes soggy, undertoasted toast. In fact, you could call
undercooked toast a toast emergency. And what do you do in an emergency?
You call the paramedics.























Or something like that. I'm not really sure what the impetus was
behind creating the Toast/E/R Defibrillator, but I kind of love it. You
see, it's like a regular defibrillator, but the paddles are shaped like
bread and you can use it to make toast, stat.


Goofy? Sure. But try having as much fun making toast with a normal toaster as you would if you had one of these.

It looks like a phone. However I bet the experience in trying to use it as a phone would be most unpleasant.

I would definitely carry this around just in case anyone needs a toast defibrillator.