Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
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Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
You know, there are times when even we get a little tempted to don the ol' tinfoil hat. Weirdly enough, those times usually have something to do with DARPA, as the agency is now researching technology that will affect soldiers' brains to boost their abilities.
Now, DARPA won't be able to give soldiers orders and turn them into mindless drones — well, at least, that's not what the agency claims the research is for. Instead, a helmet using what's called "transcranial pulsed ultrasound" could help relieve stress on a trooper during combat, boost his awareness and even make him feel his injuries less.
The research is in itself a breakthrough of sorts as the kind of mind altering it's looking to do is usually carried out with direct stimulation to the brain using implants and the like. The bulk of the transcranial pulsed ultrasound testing is being carried out at Arizona State University, where Dr. William Tyler, an assistant professor of life sciences, had this to say:
"To overcome the above limitations, my laboratory has engineered a novel technology which implements transcranial pulsed ultrasound to remotely and directly stimulate brain circuits without requiring surgery. Further, we have shown this ultrasonic neuromodulation approach confers a spatial resolution approximately five times greater than TMS and can exert its effects upon subcortical brain circuits deep within the brain."
Yep. Doesn't sound evil at all. No sir!
Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
Where can I get a meth helmet?
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Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
I want mine to project images of various beautiful Asian women while I vanquish the lands of evils.
Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
Well that would definitely help with the PTS.
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I'm afraid I would be too busy in touching myself to hold my weaponry.
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Just make sure you watch out who your shooting at.
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The gun would have probably jammed by then.
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Just cock a new round.
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Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
I would have left my ammunition elsewhere, I'm afraid. I would have to borrow someone else's box instead.
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Then youll want to join the navy, not the army.
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Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
That is why you use protection. The boat.
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Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
Boats can sink and be pierced by naughty torpedoes.
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That is why you always pierce them with your torpedoes first.
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Re: Uhhh: DARPA wants mind-controlling helmets for soldiers
YOU CANNOT SIMPLY PIERCE JAPANESE MINI SUBMARINES WITH TORPEDOES INTO MORDOR
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The infamous Japanese mini-subs. Fact or fiction? I do not know.
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Stop trying to ruin my ambiguous sexual jokes.
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