Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
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Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
The only thing worse than the Chinese cranking out knock-offs of official gadgets is when they invent even stupider ones themselves — and people actually buy them. Take this breast enlargement stimulator. How many desperate women will fall victim to its claims?
Top Charming's breast stimulator is a vibrator that can supposedly massage a woman's breasts into becoming larger. The infomercial tells customers to kick those natural supplements to the curb, because apparently a woman can grow two cup sizes just from a little motorized action.
This dumb invention is truly a mark of China hitting its stride — praying on the insecurities of others. Women who aren't endowed should know that while larger size is good, it's not the be-all end-all. Appreciate what you have.
Re: Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
Ya I'm sure you do.
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Re: Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
Makes sense that you would like them flat.
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I think we all know what I am suggesting.
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What's there to elaborate, it's pretty clear.
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Re: Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
I deal with enough Brit lingo around here, I don't need you to start.
Bloody Brits.
Bloody Brits.
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Re: Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
Well allow me to retort.
Ill tear you a new asshole.
Ill tear you a new asshole.
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Ive never heard tosspot before. Are you sure that is British?
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You daft bell end.
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I'm pretty sure you need to be of the female specimen for the stimulator to work.
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Re: Chinese stimulator 'jiggles' breasts into enlargement
Are you certain about that? Do I absolutely need to be a certain sex to enjoy such stimulation?
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I guess that depends on what you intend on stimulating. I really don't like where this is going.
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That is what I say.
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That is unpleasant.
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