Image of the Day: $100,000 time machine

Can you put a price on the miracle of time travel? Apparently,
$100,000 is just about right. Watts Industries, run by a fellow named
Tom, is offering a Steampunk Time Machine that runs on raw liquid ether
and is as easy to use as winding a clock.













Here's the big question, though. Does it work?
Well, to the person who buys this thing, I challenge you: teleport back
in time to 10 AM on August 18th, 2010 and tell me to write in this
article that time travel does indeed work.

Update: Time travel does not exist.

I refuse to believe it. It will work.

YEAH, who cares about those people who deny our Lord! We will prove them one day that this machine will work...

You just have to believe in the heart of the cards.

I will summon my blue eyes white dragon now.